Dear Diary. Things are going well, but so far, I've gotten no call back from the producers of The Burke Life. Which saddens me, because I know I could be the best thing to ever happen for Burke. See, I saw those other girls who were on his show, and there is no way they could make him happy, the way I can. He's my everything. My whole world, and if he'd just give me a chance, he'd see that I'm the right woman for him.
Every morning I have breakfast, and every morning I can see him, sitting across the table from me, sharing the meal that I prepred so lovingly for him. After breakfast, we could shower together. Get ready for our day together.
There are those who just don't understand how wonderful Burke really is. They just don't get it. How can I make them see, that Burke is an amazing, sexy, funloving guy? This guy at the mall, I overheard him talking to his friends about that 'lame show' and boy did I give him whatfor. How dare he call MY Burke LAME? That's such an insult, and I shall not stand to hear my love's name slandered like that.
Orlando knew I was upset, so he came over, and surprised me by wearing the hat I bought him, and he's actually growing his mustache out. He knew I was upset over what happened at the mall, though he didn't really know what started it, so he came over to spend the evening, and cheer me up.
So I explained it to him. Told him that the love of my life was being trashed by this punk at the mall, and at first he was really understanding. Then he started asking questions about my love. I'm not ashamed! I love Burke, and I won't ever hide that fact. Course, Orlando couldn't understand. He tried telling me that Burke is just a guy on TV and that there's no way I would get close to him. I told him he sounds just like Goopy.
Now, I know Orlando likes me, and I kind of like him too.. it's the hat and mustache that make him really attractive though. So we went upstairs. He wanted to really try to comfort me, so we were heading upstairs to my Burke Couch. He pulled me close and kissed me, and it was amazing! I closed my eyes. I felt that soft mustache against my lips, and I was in heaven. I couldn't help but murmur Burke's name. For just a moment, I forgot where I was and was sort of lost in fantasy. Siiigh.
Orlando wasn't real thrilled. He told me I need to stop daydreaming. That I'm messing up a perfectly good thing that's right in front of me. But the truth is, I know Burke's going to call. He just hasn't seen my video yet. But, there's really no reasoning with Orlando. But boy does he look sexy in that hat and those glasses! Hmm, maybe if Burke sees that he has competition, he'll step up. But honestly, I dont' want to lead Orlando on. He's fun, and I care for him, but it's Burke who holds my heart.
So Diary, I think I should write another letter. Or maybe send a more.. explicit tape to him. Ooh, maybe Orlando will help me with that. I know he wants me, but really, the only man who will share my bed.. is Burke. I'm saving myself for him. Yep. Burke's MINE, and he'll always be mine. He just doesn't know that yet. Soon though, Diary. Soon. You'll see.
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